Things she says, part 2

Another birthday related post. This time of random things she's said over the past year since part 1

starting with some older things...

Rockabye baby inna tree top
When the wind blows the cradle will rock
When the bow breaks the cradle will fall
And baby hurts herself and cries

I need to propalite my frownity in order to be patient.

You need to propalite your frownity?

yes

while playing with fridge magnets

That's an L, your mother's name begins with L

My mother's name is mamma. M is for mamma.

That's not her name, it's what you call her. Her name begins with L.

M is for mamma.

Followed up with me trying to explain how the Knight's song's name is not what it's called

It's time to sleep, you need to lie down. It's time to sleep.

Thank you for offering but I don't want to sleep.

blah blah blah Gooseberry

Gooseberry?

Yes. Gooseberry. It's a type of berry.

Duck cherry. Not gooseberry.

Let's go to the willow trees.

Why do you like willow trees?

Because people don't like willow trees.

When reading the girl a story about a giant

What's that?

A giant.

A giant of what?

Ummmmn ... good point. A troll?

Draw a lake of tears.

Okaaaaay...

And draw a duck in the lake.

Okay

I draw a lake with a duck and a little girl crying

What's she doing

She's crying

Why

You can't have a lake if tears without someone being very very sad and crying.

Oh...

Draw a man to cheer her up.

I want a rice cake!

I'm not going to give you a rice cake

Why not?

You're holding one in your right hand

I'm eating it now. chomp

Dinosaurs say roar

What else to they say?

They say deep voice good day. bow

Then they roar again

When I am an old man I will go in the house. A very big house... And I will eat. I will be very kind.

Watching the Daily show talking about Justin Beiber

No Jon Stuart! No! Stop!

...we stop the daily show

What's wrong?

He's talking wrong

What?

He's talking wrong about people

wrong about people? Do you like Justin Beiber?

Beiber.

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I slouch in the chair and let out an audible sigh. The girl strokes my hair, looks at me sweetly and says you're welcome"

Then she says sit up straight"

I have a toy elephant that blows air out of its nose.

wait. don't you? What do you blow out of your nose?

Snot!

I catch her drawing on a chair and take away her crayon

you can have the crayon back if you say you're sorry

I'm sorry

do you mean it?

No.

about capes and flying

you need a cape to fly

i have a cape, I can't fly... I mean I can fly on a plane, but the cape doesn't make me fly.

you can fly with a cape... and you can fly on a plane.

What happens if I wear a cape on a plane?

The master of the aeroplane will grab the cape and run away with it. She will snatch it and say that's not a good idea.

And she will say This is not available in planes

What's that flour doing on the road?

I can't see what's she's referring to.

Do you mean flower as in the stuff that grows in a box of soil, or flour the stuff you make biscuits out of?

The stuff that grows into biscuits.

during a conversation about emotions

Do youknow any other emotions?

Slinky!

Slinky's not an —

Bounce. Bounce bounce bounce bounce repeat

and finally

Three little kittens lost thier mittens and didn't know where to find them
Leave them alone and they'll come home dragging their thumbs behind them