What Happens One Hour
After Your Child Wakes Before You
First 10 minutes
She crawls into your bed & snuggles with your partner
The most redeeming factors of having a child is the hugs and snuggles. Needless to say, yours will climb over you to provide those sleepy hugs and snuggles to your partner.
20 minutes
You start getting kicked
As she starts making herself comfortable she adjusts repeatedly. You start getting kicked in the torso and crotch.
Also sometimes she will start singing to herself.
40 minutes
She goes upstairs
After crawling out of the bed and leaving the room, she goes somewhere. Eventually you start hearing thumping noises upstairs and assume she's playing with something.
As the noises get less and less recognisable, you and your partner debate who will get out of bed to find out what she's doing.
60 minutes & beyond
Your alarm goes off
If you're lucky you brought your phone with you so you could turn the alarm off. If not, your partner has the few extra minutes of sleep they argued for broken by trying to find your bloody phone.
Four different breakfast options sit on the table uneaten. Meanwhile, the child still denies she needs the loo.
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