Horton Hears a Who Day

On the fifteenth of May, in the Jungle of Nool,
In the heat of the day, in the cool of the pool,
He was splashing... enjoying the jungle's great joys...
When Horton the elephant heard a small noise.

After a few months of searching, I finally found a copy of Horton Hears a Who. I'd been meaning to read this to R ever since the march in January. As you recall, I wanted her to understand that the more people who stand up to be heard, the more likely those in power will be persuaded to represent us.

R is very keen on the book, and has wanted to be read it every day since getting it. She pointed out to me that the book begins on 15 May. That's tomorrow. So I am going to dedicate Horton Hears a Who Day 2017 to getting out the vote for the upcoming British election.

One of the two most important things to take away from this book is that everyone has to take part in order to make a difference. It's only when all our voices are added together that we can finally be heard. I'm very afraid that with some many high-stakes elections recently, the British public are going to sit this one out. Rather than the usual voting doesn't make a difference it seems we've gone down a few notches to voting can only ever make things worse. Yes, the opposition may not be perfect, and might have done things you find personally questionable, but they're not actively trying to kill you or destroy your livelihood. Getting out to vote is literally the only way to possibly stop the Tories and the madness of austerity and other policies designed specifically to hurt.

That brings me to the other take-away from the book: A person's a person, no matter how small. Not only is everyone worthy of basic human respect, but it is our responsibility to care of those people who cannot manage it themselves.

On a final note, as my daughter pointed out, one of the things she likes the most about the book is that, despite all the trouble the kangaroo caused, when she finally heard the Whos and understood the trouble she caused them, she turned around her thinking and decided to protect them. And Horton didn't resent her for what she'd done – he was happy to accept her help. It's not too late to turn around and do the right thing.

8 June is pretty much our Boiled in Beezle-Nut Oil Day. I'm confident the people of this country want the right thing. It's just a question of getting everyone out and to the polls so we can actually be heard. So, if you haven't yet registered, then do so. If you can help anyone else to register, especially young people who've never voted before, then help them. If voting on the day is going to difficult then vote by post. Get out, get your friends out, get your neighbours out, get your relatives out, and get our voices heard.

Now we are paying attention

It was an unusual morning in that it's the first time in ages we've all sat down and had breakfast together. I was looking at stuff on my phone and L asked What are you reading?

Just reading the news.

Anything interesting?

You mean you've not heard? Oh, ok. The American health care bill passed. I went on to explain just how much worse it makes things, and how it's sexist, classist, ableist, and just much more expensive.

R, clearly remembering that we are planning to visit the US in June, asked, Will be be safe when we go to the US?

Yes. Because we have travel insurance. That will take care of us in case we get sick or have an accident.

And we have light skin?

We both just pause and consider the implications of what R just said. Turns out, she's been paying more attention to what's going on in America than I thought. At this point L tries to explain White Privilege, though it's clear R already understands that it exists. L mainly focused on White Privilege when going through passport control. And then went on to explain how it's never really safe for anyone. Just never make any jokes. Or say anything, unless they ask you your name. They'll probably only ask you your name. Tell them, but don't be chatty.

I hate the way we now have to train the daughter to walk on eggshells when dealing with public officials. And I have how it's so obvious to her that things are so messed up when it comes to race.

Now we've marched

Yesterday the family took part on the Women's March on London. As I mentioned before, it was R's first protest as a walking individual. So we did try in the lead up to the march to plan appropriately. Part of this is making sure R understood why we were doing this. After all it would be somewhat immoral to bring her to a protest against her will. This involved another discussion very similar to the Sexism at school one, but this time trying to scale up the argument.

After that was the preparation. I did some reading up on how to take a child on a march (Lost the link for that one, sorry) and tried to incorporate as much of that as I could. In the end, this is what we did and what we learned from the process

I won't sit down, I won't shut up

• Make things together — The wife and daughter worked together to make a banner we could carry. It was important to involve the girl since it would help her feel like this was her march. L and R discussed many options for a slogan for one side of the banner: I won't sit down, I won't shut up which is a line from a Frank Turner song that R really likes. The other side of the banner came, somewhat modified, out of my last blog post I can't believe this is still an issue. R helped a bit with the painting, but the bulk of it was L since she has better handwriting that either of us.
• Bring helium balloons — I hate using helium for reasons I won't go into, but it really did help having a floating pointer down to the girl at all times. It meant not losing her in the crowds dozens of times. When it was too crowded to move and we'd not met up with L yet, the girl kept ducking under people to get very slow 250 meters to L. I followed holding the tops of the balloons and apologising to people over and over. Anyway, We filled up six oblong balloons and wrote slogans on each: Girl Power, Women's rights are human rights, This is not normal and Never give up, never surrender. I tried to think of a good Firefly quote to include, but couldn't manage it before we ran out balloons.
• Phone numbers — beyond balloons, we need to make sure R could get back to us if she got lost. So we made sure she had backpack on, with a couple of toys to make her happy, and a large piece of paper with my phone number on one side and L's on the other. I tried to get R to memorise my number, but no. The best she got is that All phone numbers start with zero. Except in America where they start with one.
• Prepare plenty of food — this wasn't as important as I thought it would be, but I suppose it was better to have more food than less. Most of the food was eatable while walking, though I brought a tupperware full of pasta and a spoon, just in case. And napkins, of course. I had more than half the food remaining when we got home. I even remembered to make food for myself, which I something I normally forget
• Water — plus a flask of hot coffee for me. I only brought 250ml for R, and she didn't drink much. I only gave her some when she asked, because I didn't want to risk R drinking too much since there were no loos anywhere in sight. So that worked out too.
• Scooter — Bringing the scooter was a good idea, to a point. She'd have not been able to manage the walk on foot, so to that point it was essential. But it was really hard to get through the densest of the crowds. We have a ScooterSling which is indispensable to a parent, and made it possible to carry the scooter without hitting people in the face or other parts.
• Keep warm — That was pretty easy. When we were still, everything was jam packed, so that was warm. When we were moving, that kept us warm too. Base layers were enough. Though I did have an extra scarf in her backpack (with the toys) just in case.
• Be a little paranoid — The kettling and other problems at the student marches has gotten me paranoid. I brought no wallet, just a credit card, a bit of cash and an old phone with all unessential accounts and access turned off. Nothing to worry about, it turns out. It was safer than an afternoon at the pub. This time.
• Plan in analogue — The big miss of the day was when everyone changed the meet up point and didn't tell me. I got a message from L with a URL pointing to a spot on a map, not quite realising how bad LTE does internet when you are with thousands of people in a single cell. A dot on an empty grid. Great. Lessons learnt: always phone or send an SMS with a specific crossroad. And next time, paper maps it is, or maybe some downloadable maps like Here. And figure out in advance which roads are completely closed due to sodding Crossrail.
• External phone charger — Essential. If you have a modern phone, never leave the house without a charger. If you have an old phone, like I did, the battery is completely shot anyway, so never unplug it from the charger.
• Be ready to explain crude language — as well as unpleasant discussion on unexpected topics. It's important that the protesters don't water down their anger or message, so it's up to you to prepare your child for what they see. Part of it is not freaking out when someone starts a chant calling the American president a fucker. And part of it is just explaining that they're being crude. And another part is telling them how you'll explain it later when it's not so loud – which buys you a bit of time to figure out how to put the explanation into words, or them to stop caring.
• Have cuddles ready — people don't look for kids, so they'll get hit in the face with things. But they're resilient, so a heartfelt cuddle is usually enough to get them up and going again. Likewise, be ready to stop for while when the kid's had enough. Near a lamppost or other barrier is ideal, so you don't both get trodden on.

All in all, the people at the march were amazing. On the bus trip down, the balloons made for an excellent conversation starter with several Are you going to the march? introductions. R got friendly enough with the people sitting behind us that she turned the conversation on fighting for liberty and freedom into explaining in great detail why she likes Ahsoka Tano (from Clone Wars) so much. All through the march people were just in good spirits and had nice things to say. It's been so long since I've been in such a crowd in London that wasn't a commute I forgot what it was like to just be easy going and nice to people. For that alone I'm glad we went.

R gave up just before the march got to Trafalgar Square. She'd just had enough and wanted to go home. Or to a park. But mostly home. Barring the trip to the loos for L on the way, getting home was uneventful. We watched a few Rebels episodes and then R went to bed pretty quickly, all properly tuckered out from the day.

Marching on

Saturday is my first march with the daughter. We'll be going to the Women's March on London. It's not our first protest together. That was the Pro-Choice Protest in Bedford Square in 2012. She wasn't even walking yet. She was just all wrapped up in her sling and holding a little flag promoting choice.

On Saturday, she'll actually be walking (or scooting) and she'll know what the march is all about. We've explained to her that some people just simply have no respect for women and that the rest of us have to show that we will not stand for that sort of behaviour, no matter who it comes from.

I know it's an oversimplification, but we have to start somewhere, and I think that's as reasonable a distillation of the issues as any.

I am marching with her for the same reason I recently dissected a computer in front of her – to show her how it works. To make sure she's understands that it's not a mystery and it's not something other people do for reasons that are beyond her. She might not understand it completely now, but at least she’ll have seen it in action and when she comes across it again, even if she finds it complicated or unpleasant, at least it won't be intimidating.

I am also marching with her to show her that every voice counts. The more people who stand up to be heard, the more likely those in power will be persuaded to do their jobs and represent us. (Perhaps I can read her a copy of Horton Hears a Who before the March). Plus I'm hoping the raw enthusiasm for making the world a better place will rub off on her.

I have my own reasons to march. The fact that I have a daughter is incidental – I'd be out there regardless. Because women are people, and people are not property. Because institutionalised sexism hurts everyone. Being forced by threat of violence from my peers into a strict male gender role was the worst part of growing up, and made me a very bitter an unhappy boy. Women being forced by threat of violence by their peers into a lower paid professions or positions is worse, and makes for less than ideal working environments.

I am marching because my company cannot find female software developers. I haven't even seen a single CV from a woman in my 8 months there. I don't know if the agencies are filtering them out or the overall brogrammer culture of startups gives them shivers long before hitting Apply, or maybe the entire industry has too few women to spare even one programmer for a small size company.

I am marching because I am raising a child, and I want to be able to play a large role in her life despite having a job. I don't want to hear Can't your wife do that? when I need to meet with her teacher or do the school run or look after her during term breaks. I was lucky enough to be a 50% parent for most of her life before she started school. I don't want that to have been being lucky, I want it to be normal. I want careers breaks to raise children to be normal. I am marching so any parent can spend time raising their child without risking their own future.

In short, I'm marching because this matters, and the people we've elected should know better.

Another whinge on the war against children

Starting Wednesday the Tories are decimating the childcare voucher benefit. Today it is £243 per month a parent can get tax free. Come Wed it will be £124 a month. Anyone already part of a work childcare voucher scheme can get the £243 rate for as long as they have children under 16. Anyone with their first child born on 6 April 2011 or later will be stuck with the lower rate forever.

I'm not quite sure I would go as far as to call this grossly unfair, I would say that it's annoying as hell. Yet another benefit that disappears from under me while my forthcoming child gestates. I can imagine, years later saying While you were in the womb, the Tories deprived you of literally thousands of pounds of benefits, all the while raising the cost of education thousands of pounds. And all this occurred in between when you were conceived and when you were born. It seems like Tories only want people to get off to a good start if it's inherited.

The timing of all this is amazing. They could at least have a 9 month delay so that people who were intentionally breeding would at least get a chance to know what they were getting into. Anyone who actually bothered to sit down and do the maths and found that, yes, they can afford to have a child is now thoroughly screwed.

Bad timing

As part of the masses of paperwork we got from the midwife, we got a guide to what benefits and financial help we can get as parents-to-be. First off, I think it's utterly brilliant that we get a extremely detailed centimetre-thick bound booklet Parent's guide to money. The downside is that that in several places there are notes like … until January 2011… or …born before 31 December 2010… and so on.

The new government is dropping or cutting back a number of benefits for parents. This is apparently a bad time to have a baby as far as government support goes. The big obvious ones I've noticed (that impact me) are:

• completely stopping the Health in Pregnancy Grant (a one-off £190 paid after 26 weeks)
• completely stopping Child Trust Funds (a savings account for your child they can use then hit 18)

On top of that, the Child Benefit (a weekly payment regardless of income) appears to also be cutting back, but I can't find anything which says definitively for whom it's being cut back and when. Either some people won't be able to get it at all, or they'll get it and have it taxed at 100%. The BBC seems to imply that the changes won't start til 2013. Does anyone know for sure? I don't want to get a benefit and find out a year later I have to pay it all back.

The annoying thing is that this is the first I've heard of most of these. Reading the booklet I keep thinking "wow, that's a great and really civilised idea! That'd definitely help." Which makes it all the worse with them being cut.

Now come the part I hope does not digress into a political rant…

It strikes me as odd that the government seems to be targeting its cuts in areas meant to ensure healthy and prosperous generations to come. So, in ensuring that the next generation is not saddled with debt, we're stripping from them both the things they need to get a good start in life and the tools they need to manage things for themselves. I just don't see how this isn't we-pay-now and they-pay-later. I'd much rather it be one or the other, not both. I'd much rather the next generation be in debt, but have the skills to pay it off. Or, more altruistically I'd much rather if I had to go through the whole cutbacks and austerity thing, that I'd be comfortable knowing the next generation would at least get off to a good start and a fair fighting chance of it when it came their turn.

Plus, to top it off, I may not be able to get paternity leave either. I'd have to be employed with my company for 6 months before taking it. The kidlet is due at the end of July. My company is downsizing and I have about a 50% chance of being made redundant by March. So I'd have to have a new job in place and started by the end of this month in order to be able to take my fortnight of leave. This, of course, is not helping.